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Trail Mix Tears

My apologies no posts have been attempted in the last few weeks. I had hoped to publish this one just before I left but crunch time arrived all too soon and the road ahead of me was long. Preparation for a cross country bike ride gave me little time to concentrate on anything else, but […]

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Yeti-licious

That fun lovin’ bowl of childhood sweetness turns sour this week. Introducing ‘Fuckos’ cereal: an illustration that came about after many early morning conversations at work that involved topics ranging from anger issues, rage, frustration, and of course cereal box design. We named the yeti Bruce, he looks pissed off, so don’t touch his bowl […]

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Once upon a Pie

Who says the ‘Spork can’t bake? Sink your teeth into this brownie pie! The baking has begun– have a sweet day. Nothing says romance like a propane fueled fondue night. V-day was a success – big love to all the romantics out there. That is all–“G.N.”

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ARE YOU PREGNANT?

“You want to do what? Peanut butter and kimchi? Yikes woman, that might just be too far out. Let me ask you something, are you pregnant?” A reluctant no was the response, but what’s the weirdness here? The other day I had peanut butter combo in mind that made this cracker seem like a mild […]

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Weekend Blues

The weekend is about relaxing and enjoying a good meal; breaking into a roasted pork bun at your favourite dim sum place; struggling to control squares of grilled water chestnut paste with chopsticks; filling yourselves with a bowl of congee or even gnawing at drunken chicken feet(check picture below). Sipping green tea and topping up […]

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:.Attack of the Red Rice.:

I’m stoked, from next week it’s gonna be all about the red rice. No, this isn’t some kind of commie invasion, but a taste sensation that has flowed from my wife’s side of the family into my culinary repertoire; a staple dish from the area of South Carolina called the Low Country. The basic breakdown […]

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“The Misfit”

Out on the street we were eating ‘The Geneva’, now home we eat ‘The Misfit’. The last bus has dropped you off in your neighborhood, the walk back to your house is a painstaking step by step process through the late night deserted streets of your small town. The vacant sound, replaced by the ever […]

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¡GOOBER ATTACK!

Right, I got a little distracted this weekend. I had lined up two riveting posts for you all this week, one to be posted today would have been the next installment of ‘Mexican Month‘(just wait a few more days). As I flipped all the pics from camera to computer, I realized that a serious amount […]

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Murdered at White Castle

The Broken Spork is feeling a film noir vibe today, so let’s roll with it: note:- read in a brooding suspenseful Don LaFontaine voice. A story of terror and tummy aches. An obscene overkill of ritual eating taken to the limit. A hot steamed slider dancing on a razor’s edge. He stole the last fry, […]

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“The Geneva”

Lately I’ve been kicking it at the house, coming up with sandwich combos and trying to find that perfect bite to bread ratio; the balance between too wet and too dry. Looking into the annals of my sandwich history for inspiration, I came across this surefire survival sandwich. I dub it ‘The Geneva’: a simple […]

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