B-Movie Buffet: The Food of The Gods

foodofthegods
Prologue:

  Spawned from an earlier outing to see “Hobo With a Shotgun” and enlivened by an intense bowl of noodles, I thought it was time to create my own dishes to go with a few hit flicks that stoked the bubbling cauldron of movies condemned to the mainstream masses shit-list. Dishes paired with the energy of the film- a taste of the action, a slurp of the sensational and a bite of the best B movies out there(or at least in my archive). Now there is great debate as to what makes a film a B movie. In my eyes it has to be a cult classic, something that was never a huge cinema hit, or in general was not highly regarded by the contemporary cinema going audience. Mainly a mixed bag of thrillers, sci-fi and horror, they are prized by a select awesome few. As the articles roll out you’ll get the idea.

The Movie: Food of the Gods

Man, sometimes nature scares me. This movie didn’t help. The food chain already sits on a precarious ledge. If you give animals an advantage, say some-kind-of super food, then you bet your ass we are going to get whooped. You are probably reading this right now in your cosy little room, all tech savvy and what not. But, could you defend yourself against giant chickens, mega wasps and the radically increased nastiness of a humongous rat? Do you know how to load a shotgun and carefully pick off advancing mutated fauna? Do you even have a gun? Get down the range for some target practice asap. It’s only a matter of time before the animal kingdom fights back and the sedentary lifestyle that you are most probably leading right now, does not dictate a victorious outcome for the human race.

I’ve already bunkered down and boarded up the windows. I advise you to watch this movie and learn from the deadly mistakes made by others. Listen while you still can. Be careful what you eat, being a locavore in this situation is not advised. There is cause for concern that the cow’s milk has already been tainted and has been supplied to the regional school district.

I’m surviving on potato chips dipped in tempered 70% cocoa dark chocolate. Hey, if it’s the end of the world I’m going out in comfort food style annihilation. Sweet and salty fried potatoes – bliss with a bitter kiss.

Reap What You Sow“G.N.”

Read more bmovie adventures: The Last Star Fighter, The Incredible Melting ManSouthern ComfortShogun Assassin, 84 Charlie Mopic, Red Dawn, Knightriders, Intruder

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