Murdered at White Castle

The Broken Spork is feeling a film noir vibe today, so let’s roll with it:

note:- read in a brooding suspenseful Don LaFontaine voice.

A story of terror and tummy aches. An obscene overkill of ritual eating taken to the limit. A hot steamed slider dancing on a razor’s edge. He stole the last fry, but that’s not what led to his death. His demise was not at the hand of another man. Are the empty boxes in front of him a clue? This man was not known as a glutton, neither was he a comfort eater. In a world of suburbia and convenience food, what dangers lurk in the brightest lit fast-food establishments.

You’re not safe until you have stepped out of the restaurant door,

You’re not safe until you have watched ‘Murdered at White Castle’.
Coming soon to a cinema near you…..  “G.N”



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4 Comments on “Murdered at White Castle”

  1. August 6, 2012 at 7:46 pm #

    dead as a door nail

  2. August 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm #

    nah, that only happens at Burger Pyramid

    • August 9, 2012 at 10:37 am #

      Damn straight it happens at the Pyramid! Thanks for the memory jog. Burger Pyramid will be coming to the Spork real soon.

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