Trail Mix Tears

My apologies no posts have been attempted in the last few weeks. I had hoped to publish this one just before I left but crunch time arrived all too soon ...


That fun lovin’ bowl of childhood sweetness turns sour this week. Introducing ‘Fuckos’ cereal: an illustration that came about after many early morning conversations at work that involved topics ranging ...

-Energy Bar Destroyer-

It has been many moons since I last wrote. The call of the open road road has kept me occupied. In three weeks I leave to cycle across Denmark and ...

The Broken Spork's B-Movie Retrospective

B-Movie Buffet: Day of the Dead

Prologue:   Spawned from an earlier outing to see “Hobo With a ...

B-Movie Buffet: Intruder

Prologue:   Spawned from an earlier outing to see “Hobo With a ...

B-Movie Buffet: Red Dawn

Prologue:   Spawned from an earlier outing to see “Hobo With a ...

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Cook Your Mind

Are you cooking with a clear and uncluttered mind? Have you tied up loose ends, looked through your notebooks, routed around in the fridge, made dead ends meet? Here are few things that I needed to tidy up. These pancakes are a long time coming. The basic principals of pancake eating make it a priority […]

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Son of Frankenstein

Behold the Son of Frankenstein! Or……a minced lamb, shepherds pie base, simmered in a salsa verde and topped with some Charleston spoon bread. A mutation that crept from the very subconcious that blogged about other monstrosities in articles such as ‘Making a Monster’ or ‘Gobber Attack‘. This kaleidoscope of chaos did not start out as a […]

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Lost & Found

This is the way it works. You venture off to Spain, you indulge in fine tasting things. Some time during the holiday you start picking up one or two hard to get items from the supermarket. In a small corner of wherever you are staying, slowly accumulating is an array of found objects – in […]

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B-movie Buffet: The Stuff

Prologue:   Spawned from an earlier outing to see “Hobo With a Shotgun” and enlivened by an intense bowl of noodles, I thought it was time to create my own dishes to go with a few hit flicks that stoked the bubbling cauldron of movies condemned to the mainstream masses shit-list. Dishes paired with the […]

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Spanish Fly

Getting my hands dirty eating seafood down in Spain, hope all is well – Love, “G.N”

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Once upon a Pie

Who says the ‘Spork can’t bake? Sink your teeth into this brownie pie! The baking has begun– have a sweet day. Nothing says romance like a propane fueled fondue night. V-day was a success – big love to all the romantics out there. That is all–“G.N.”

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I ain’t going to mess you up with a tangle of tarted up food speak this week. Just a trusty description of what got made and what got eaten: The sandwich up above is a ‘torta milanesa’ and before you get your knickers in an authentic twist, this is my  London based version. So no […]

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“You want to do what? Peanut butter and kimchi? Yikes woman, that might just be too far out. Let me ask you something, are you pregnant?” A reluctant no was the response, but what’s the weirdness here? The other day I had peanut butter combo in mind that made this cracker seem like a mild […]

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Weekend Blues

The weekend is about relaxing and enjoying a good meal; breaking into a roasted pork bun at your favourite dim sum place; struggling to control squares of grilled water chestnut paste with chopsticks; filling yourselves with a bowl of congee or even gnawing at drunken chicken feet(check picture below). Sipping green tea and topping up […]

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:.Golden Sunrice.:

What are you looking for when it comes down to that ultimate bite? It’s not an easy one to answer. Personally I don’t think it can be seperated into quantifiable elements. You can swing for the fences and a hit a homer, but most of the time you’re gonnah strike out. When it comes to […]

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